The Truth About Working In The IT Industry

The following is supposed to be funny! Isn’t it?!?

I got it from a good friend with whom I worked side by side for a long time. In the IT Industry, of course! And we are still in the same business and probably will for a long time… So, without further more introduction, here it is!

The truth about working in the IT industry

1. We work weird (night) shifts…
Just like prostitutes.

2. They pay you to make the client happy…
Just like a prostitute.

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny…
Just like a prostitute.

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client’s dreams…
Just like a prostitute.

5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you…
Just like a prostitute.

6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed…
Just like a prostitute.

7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell…
Just like a prostitute.

8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you…
Just like a prostitute.

9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it…
Just like a prostitute.

10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: “I’m not going to spend the rest of my life doing this.”
Just like a prostitute ……..

The end!

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Reader Comments

This is actually pretty funny in my opinion. I work close to the IT department and shared it with a couple of my co-workers who got a big laugh :)

But despite everything, I love my work. And I am convinced that there are prostitutes who also do love their job. (At least for some times).

What a fantastic way to compare the oldest profession in the world with the newest profession in the world! Like the little red book that Chairman Mao had given his people, this must be printed into a booklet and given to all the prostitutes in the world! Just imagine what it will do their moral!

Thank you all for stopping by and living comments! I’m glad you liked it!

Cheers!:)

Ha..ha..Nice thought. But, anyway most jobs have the same 10 points. I think no job is perfect in this world. So, just love what you do…as what I’m trying to do now :)

This was fun :) And the comparison is perfect. Looking forward to reading new funny stuff here! Cheers!

Very cool. Thanks

I can just imagine a prostitute reading that and thinking, bah - i’m never working in the IT industry! lol

True, true… :))

haha..:)) that was funny.
I have to agree with Denny…you have to like the work you do

I have to meet the client and always have to be perfectly groomed…
Just like a prostitute.

I think no job is perfect in this world. So, just love what you do…as what I’m trying to do now